i swear to god, no matter where i go in the world, i feel like i’ll always find a parent who blames miley cyrus for their hot mess children (x)
english words that pitbull knows
I know what you guys are thinking, but it’s me.
I swear to God, it’s me.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS PORN BUT THIS IS DYLAN O’BRIEN a novel by me
"We’ll have a movie night where we sit on the couch and wrap blankets around ourselves and watch movies, or we’ll go out to dinner, or we’ll cook. I’ll make a bunch of food, and because I live in the same building as Tyler H. and Tyler P. and Dylan, I’ll take it over and we’ll all have dinner together. It’s so much fun!" - Crystal Reed (Seventeen, 2011)
Stop acting so scared, just do what I tell. First, both of my legs go back on your head, and whatever you want, yeah baby I bet it comes true.
do you ever just fall in love with a celebrity that you just wanna squeeze their cute little face, but at the same time you wanna fuck the shit out of them ya feel me? ??
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)